......and showing her photograph to your friends.
"Wow, she's hot."
"Your girlfriends seem to get better-looking over the years."
(I know, pity she's not my girlfriend anymore. Or any of the others.)
"Wow, she's hot!" How come you're not together anymore?"
(I know, dude; you don't have to remind me.)
"So why did you guys break up?"
(It's a long, sad, stupid story.)
"Wow, she's hot...how did you get someone like her??"
(It doesn't bloody matter how I got her...we're not together now, are we??)
"Since that didn't work out, I think you need to find somone else who's different..."
(This takes the bloody cake. You know that's not the !@#$% point!)
Apologies for this side-trip into memory and sentimentalism. Back to regular programming soon, I promise.
* Not the one here. One before that.