That Saucy Bastard

AskMen.com has a recent feature on the world's top ten "horniest countries."

Starting at Mexico at number ten, the countdown to number one held both surprises and non-surprises for me.

The surprises included Switzerland and Malaysia (sort of). The ones I expected included Mexico, China, Russia and Brazil.

What were the criteria? Well, it seemed that the writer(s) used the Durex survey rankings as their guide - in fact, "in line" with it. Rankings depend on how often or how much the people in each country had sex.

They've also helpfully included, for each country, a list of nightspots to hit for picking up men and women -- especially women, if some venues or areas indicated for sex workers and freelancers are any signs.

What I find interesting is that countries like Thailand didn't make it to the top ten. I mean, obviously Thais and others there weren't having enough sex! This was surprising, given that the country is known for its beautiful women and vibrant...entertainment and nightlife.

And the no. 1 country? Well, go to the AskMen.com listing to find out. But here's a clue, clad in traditional garb: